i am having the WORST MENSES OF MY FUCKING LIFE.
so bad.
i have such bad constipation and poo bloat, and water bloat, and HEINOUS pain from my goddamned stupid IUD getting all stabby on my insides when they cramp on it too hard, not expecting it to be there, it being all ungodly and manmade and all.
which ad a special tang of stabbing and internal bruising to your normal everyday BAD menses.
and i think i have a horrible ingrown hair on my bikini line. and i NEVER get those. it's purple and bruised and has like a cyst under my skin. or i have pussy cancer. i dont know which.

if my ladyparts could all just be turned off, i would really like that.
where's THAT medication.
christ.

it's made me go real stereotypical PMS rage. extreme mood fluctuations. crying. yelling. sadness. hissing. 'omg pls cuddle me!' demands at my male counterpart, more crazy, and all that atop the bleeding and lack of pooping or peeing.

and now all i want to do is eat a cupcake and smoke pot until i fall asleep to escape this menstrual hell. until the advil and pot wears off 4 hours later, and i wake up in a nightime rage again.

tell me about your worse menses.
and what it makes you liable to do.

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i don't know. everyone at work told me i was having a rabid cycle. they even got me some midol and put it on my computer desk. so, i may have you beat.

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i got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

bitchface.

i had told you that fucking iud was trouble.

i told you and told you.

this thread gives me the pale honky shakes.

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good god I just read about IUD's :S

seriously i'd prefer one of those under the skin hormone things that stop rags altogether and gives you manfacial hair.

i've been having this weird thing that it stops for two days and then it comes back for another.

and its all red and bright which means i dont get to that phase when it looks like coffee stains.

usually pms is when i take a break from pooing so much, then when it bleeds i just get the shits.

which i hate because you never know when exactly you're done whiping since it's just blood, blood, blood.

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No tongue, my lipstick!