let's say you've ever had some kind of wretched dandruff that is so bad that it might be psoriasis.

and you more than likely are pretty fucking sure that it's DEFINATELY psoriasis bc, for one thing. you can see pink skin under your hair.

and for another thing.

you might've used your ear-psoriasis scraping bobby pin on your head, and now you probably have head scabies.

plus the flakes are so huge, that you can not even so much as brush your hair gently without looking really, really fucked up.

i mean REALLY fucked up.

AND IT HYPOTHETICALLY ITCHES LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER.

how would you get rid of it?

or as painted rose would say. WHICH PRODUCTS DO U USE??? I LOVE PRODUCTS!!!

they can hypothetically even be a little bit expensive.

bc you hypothetically have money right now.

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you hypothetically prefer a natural sort of solution.

you hypothetically need something that doesn't strip hair color.

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you have hypothetically considered at one point rubbing cortizone (greasy ointment kind) all over your head bc it itched so bad.

but you hypothetically knew it prolly wouldn't wash out for weeks, and then you'd look greasy AND flaky.

and you really just have your hypothetical limits, you know?

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Hypothetical link which may help with aforementioned hypothetical skin/scalp condition:

Psoriasis in the Scalp - Skin Help (UK)

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"... I don't simply wash my hair, I make love to my hair, it is a process and it shows..."

not as in like.

go shopping at whole foods. but more like.

one of those things that just fixes all things.

like pure coconut oil.

and then it's like a magic witch doctor tonic, and it makes you feel really GOOD SOMEHOW.

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