I like to talk about my poo. I very rarely have comfortable poos, you see. So it's like I need reassurance my uncomfortable poos aren't anything out of the ordinary. Plus bodily functions are endlessly fascinating.

The last poo I did didn't feel complete. Like, there's more to come. The clean up took forever. four of ten.

I want to hear about badbadllama's brightly coloured poo NOW.

i don't poo
but really, if Oprah is anything to go by then nobody really shits properly all the time so i don't think you're a freak.
People who only shit like 2 or 3 times a week should probably be concerned.
Anyway i hope they're not causing you too much discomfort!
xo

I poo about 3 times a day, if I eat regular meals.

I hate those unfinished poos.

Last poo was thismorning, 8/10.
It was two different kinds of brown.
The older poo part was much darker than the newer!
I almost never have problems with pooing.

One time, there was blood in my poo.
Not like, a small amount?
Like a proper looking 'shark bit off my arm' bloody scene in the toilet.
I got a bit of a fright.

Best one ever though was when my pee glowed in the dark.
The power had gone and we had no lights in the house.
It was fasntastic!
I was all starwars and glowing lightsabers etc for 10 mins.

I, too, am facinated by bodily functions
Both mine & everyone else's.

I did a teeny tiny poo last time, like maybe gumball sized. I think I need me some fibre.

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The last one I did was after a piece of breaded cod, and slipped out like a little brown eel.