Yeah it never hurt for me. I went to the doc about the bum bleeding banter and she prodded my bumhole a bit and told me I had piles and gave me some cream.

I think it can be itchy for some folks but it wasn't for me? A lot of the time it's internal, you don't even get the little protruding assgrapes.

I had the assgrape variety (well one little assgrape, maybe more like an assberry?) but tbh I never noticed b/c I wasn't very in touch with my bumhole.

my last poo was awesome, 9/10

I poo quite frequently. i used to be constipated a lot, but it all changed three years ago.

usually I need to poo almost right after every meal...

this morning. yet another incompleter. runny. 4/10

i was caught off guard. i had literally had a wee ten minutes before. then i had a cup of coffee and cigarette and it was OH NOES THE POOS ARE HERE. you know how that happens when you have a cup of coffee and cigarette? what is it about that combination of stimulants that makes my insides go wild?

so anyway i took my cigarette into the toilet with me which is possibly one of the skankiest things i have ever done.

about 30 mins ago 1/10 it was yellow slime i rekon about a PINT OF IT
flew out in 3 goes. it looked amamzing in the toliet abit like pond scum, all seperated from eachother and the water, but it was YELLOW

and i flushed the toilet 2 TIMES but there were still some kind of shitty MATTER LIKE fish food in water.

but last night i did 5 amamzing grown up real life normal poos. and i did one this morning too. that was the same