| p.s. i have rectal bleeding all the time, no need to be alarmed.
i haven't had a poo since saturday afternoon.
and it's wednesday morning now.
this is not abormal for me, but it's certainly not fun.
at this point i have like.. stabby poo cramps.
well, my uterus is getting stabbed by this sharp implant thing there, on top of regular cramps.
and add to that, bad poo cramps?
like the kind you get and they make you gasp, because you know you're about to have a real unpleasant and large poo.
one where you strip half naked in your bathroom and wonder why god does this to people? while you're all clammy and diarrhea-ing all over the toilet, which has no become uncomfortable, and your poor tiny dainty poo spout down there is all mad and sore from acidic poos and all the turbulence in your ass.
that kind of poo.
except it never comes.
so i'm mad and constipated and period crampy and poo crampy.
and when i get off work, i plan on going home and eating some shitty tacos, smoking some pot, and having a VERY PRODUCTIVE TURD TIME in the bathroom.
and if that doesn't happen...
well then i'll probably just keep on. and then come back here to complain about how i still haven't pooed.
i do have rectal bleeding though!
blood is like poo, kindof...
i mean, atleast it's something.
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