i mean. sitting up there 24 hrs a day for several days a month.

i almost thought about getting one. since, you know. it seemed more hygienic than a wad of cotton sitting up in yr pipe hoarding old blood for hours on end.

but then i read about "newbie pressure."

BEG PARDON??

they're stretching bitches out is what they're doing, isn't it?

do any of you hippies have one?

would you like to share your experience w/ the group?

why am i getting deja vu right now? did i make a thread asking about blood cups before?

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omg and then bitches are saying it still feels like it's up there for a couple days after you take it out.

oh hell no.

i knew this shit was trouble.

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and then it proceeded NOT to tell me.

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how big are said moon cups? the idea sounds disgusting.

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i keep my tunnel clean. soap n water rthat shit. it's nto evven a tunnel. srs. fuck that shit.

not THAT big. i seen 'em irl when kr user glampetals took me to whole foods.

but i mean. in correlation w/ vagina tubes. well. they are bigger than vagina tubes.

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let us not turn this into one of those DON'T PUT SOAP UP YR VAG, YOU'LL GET A CHEMICAL IMBALANCE AND HAVE TO TAKE ZOLOFT threads, okay?

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call me old-fashioned, but i think i'll just stick to the wads of cotton. less effort, more comfortable, and they wont stretch out my vajayjay.
moon cups remind me of milking a cow.

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tbh i am curious like a cat and would kind of like to see the contents of a full menso cup.

how much is fluid and how much is solid?

how much period?

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knee slap.

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that's an interesting point. bc/ sometimes i only get really thin liquid, and other times it's all...well, clotty.

and the amount of blood depends on the person.

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look how wide that shit is!

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well then. that solves it. moon cups will stretch out your dick hole so much, that if you get pregnant, the baby will just fall out. maybe that's what happened to nightblooming?

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no, no. that chick took two ADVILS and the baby DIED.

anyway.

i mean. so i guess this cup would have to smoosh narrower while in yr vag right?

but idk. seems like it'd be hard for it to smoosh without bending and folding and stuff and still keep mense from leaking down the sides or thru the folds or something.

i mean, i'm no vagina scientist, but.

none of this makes any sense.

the dead aspirin baby makes more sense than this shit.

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i'd just stay away from that hippy shit. but if you do end up getting one, i want feedback. i want to hear about clotty's clots.

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you roll it up and push it up right? so it would just unfold inside you? i'm no cock connoisseur but peni are as wide or wider than that thing.

i imagine you'd need a pad with it. in case you leaked blood all down your leg on your first day of class.

when you pull it out would the walls of the cup collapse and spill blood all on your hand? what if you are in a public restroom and then you have to leave the stall to rinse it out? this is terrifying.

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and what i'm saying is.

what would yr vag be like if you just kept an entire cock up there for 5 days straight per month? (my menses is 5 or less, your mileage may vary.)

and also. i'm not picturing it unfolding proper. how can it unfold to its right capacity w/ vagina muscles crushing in on it?

AND.

yeah. i'm just seeing spilling this shit a lot. when you take it out.

also. i picture that when you lay down. the blood pours back up toward yr cervix. which may not be harmful, but it's just a bad mental image. blood sloshing around back and forth up there. tiny tugboats floating around in it.

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maybe it helps your vag muscles? someone should do a study.

in july i had a period for over 2 weeks. it was really terrible. imagine a cup up there for that whole time.

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someone had better just get in here and talk about how they have one.

they just better.

whatever happened to that lesbian chick w/ the horses who was best man at user joanna's wedding?

if she doesn't have one, i bet her horse does.

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