Now that'll be enough outta you young woman.

And now. There was some kinda witch-hazely stuff for teh "irrigation" which still did have alcohol or sumthin in it. It did smart a bit, I'm not gonna lie.

User Chyia had 3 bbs. And user Chyia says 23.5 hrs labour is ENUFF tyvm. I mean. If that doesn't stretch one out, you'd think a silly lil moon cup would be no big deal by comparison. But. Those of us who have trouble w/les tampons (unless they're, yanno, Slim Jims ) are seriously froke at the idea of "One Size Fits All" moon cups.

Just sayin.

Chyia, brrr *shudder*

well this whole bit about them sewing things extra tight after episiotomy is just a whole new thing. a whole new thing on me.

that means. i aint havin' no hippy home bathtub birth.

i'm goin' straight up in that hospital and telling them to tighten up the elastic.

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some of my customers want me to suck their *****es. i tell them allah did not create my mouth for that purpose.

They're not one size...there's actually two sizes.

The sizes, strangely enough are before teh babies or after teh babies.