no. odessa's name is hana. and bort's name is shayne.

nicky is my mother. you have the vagina lady's seal of approval. be proud.

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oh i didn't know we had a real vagina lady here all along to consult with.

i guess it must be true. about the forever busted vag after the baby climbs out. if she says it is so.

this is kind of a downer i guess.

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well yes. if you don't do your exercises, you'll never be the same probably. & you'll pee yourself.

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Um. Clottay. And all you other pre-baby bitches

It DOES go back to normal,pre-baby size, post-baby. And if you have an episiotomy (which I did, every time, OW) and the doc stitches you up pretty damn tight, er. Lemme just say :
BORN AGAIN RE-VIRGINITY!!

Hahahaha Awesome.

But yeah. Kegels ftw.

And i are an old hippie but the moon cups weird me the fuck out. They're just wrong. Also, If I Have To Get A Proper Fittin For a Diaphragm (and I did) then smaddy pls tell me how those damn moon cups thingies are "One size fits ALL"?

bc we know that has to be a lie. Right?

Chyia, eeeuuwww

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