i can't reach my contraceptive sponge. at all.

i can't get it out.

THE CERVIX IS HIGH. I'M OVULATIN'.

do you guys. does anyone know what to do?

we've got until 6 a.m. PST before TSS kicks in.

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what would rachel from friends do?

prolly eat yoplait and go watch conan.

shoe shopping on yr lunch break and raping the neighbor's dog good.

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well.

so now i can reach it, but it's too slippery, i can't grab it.

only w/ my korean ching chong nip nong nong nails, and that's just going to tear it in pieces.

i can't find the hook thingy. idk. i was pretty hammered when i put this thing in, so it could be all upside down and shit for all i know.

where's the :classy: smilie?

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i need tongs.

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