does anyone know of any alternatives to tums?

bc those make me gag.

well not the chocolate flavored ones so much. but kind of.

i don't mean alternatives such as rolaids either.

you may include hippy magic as well as witchcraft.

but you best not include milk.


maybe i'm getting an ulcer.

i thought that was only for elders though.

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well actually.

you could say chocolate milk. w/ fat free or 2%. and extra, extra chocolate.

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god you motherfuckers have failed me!

i can't believe no one had any suggestions.

guess i'll go buy some ROLAIDS and hope i don't heave a lil.


another thing about it is. i once read if you take antacids all the time, your innards stop producing any naturally, and then you're really fucked.

oh i am so miffed.

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Get a prescription for Losec.

clotty, i can totally relate. sometimes it feels like my esophagus, not my mouth, but my esophagus, is vomiting. i don't know what that it is. but it burns and sometimes i cry.

i don't have many tips. but can you quit the coffee and anything carbonated? that might help.

snot helps too. swallow your snot. lol