main boss lady at lush says no to veganese for red colour treated hair even though the others were all i'm sure its fine. remember that. in case y'all go around fucking up your dye jobs.

then i got the big talk about how lush is stricter than peta (the companys they buy from have to agree to never sell products to other companys who test on animals) so the yogurt in retread is okay. sweet, sweet caroline.

did you guys know they are reformulating their soaps? the groves where the palm kernel oil comes from was reeking havoc on the environment and killing the organatangs.

why don't you guys tell me this shit so i don't have to be all paranoid about people putting dead animals in my hair?

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don't use any of their shampoos on color treated hair either.

they're always sneaking in sea salt & lemon & camomile into the ingredients some where when you're not looking.

altho if you can find one of the solid shampoos that has none of those AND is sls-free, it MIGHT be okay.

coolaulin also has lemon. so prolly don't use that either.

i think retread is still okay.

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they told me godiva is okay for color treated hair. but they may have been tricking me.

well it's a store of lies and fail lots of times so you just gotta read the ingredient list yrself on internets.

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does this mean i can't use seanik? hair dye is such foreign terrority. i'll try not to sob if i can't. we'll just keep using it for soap.

what's going to be in the retro sale?

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seanik eats color. devours it. i learned that one after an $80 dye job disappeared.

:tiny sob:

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I have finally concluded that Lush sucks really, really bad. I won't be shopping there again.

so you lush old timers.

is there anything in this retro section that i need need need?

because i will bust out mom's credit card if so. but i'm gonna need someone to tell me YES, THIS.

keep in mind i do not like spicy smells.

oh god all those bath bars this must be all the lavendar shit clotty told me they got rid of. where is clotty halp halp lush 911

okay so i need to get:
ne worry pas
marzibain
pleasure dough

someone tell me about these ones real fast before i go whip out my card:
melonmint
elixir
aura suavis
quinquerme
softy
aqua mirablis

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have you had ne worry pas before?
it smells like warm meaty period blood in the water to me?
aqua mirablis is fucking epic. smells like digestives...win

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buy me some shoes any maybe take me for cola?

i haven't & now i don't want to either. milky water sounded appealing?

you worked there yeah? what's good in the retro sale for baths?

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i havent had many of them
not my kind of smellz?
i like softy ALOT and ginger man is AMAMZING and the sicillian is good good GOOD
the only one that is rank is ne worry, its a HUGE let down

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buy me some shoes any maybe take me for cola?

AND if you use it with Sonic Death Monkey you can pretend to be a Chocolate Digestive. A win all round!

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okay someone buy me some honey beehave dusting powder bc i maxed out all credit cards on drugs and dawls and can't afford fancy toiletries no more.

also.

lol.

i am pretty sure another price jack was unnecessary, lush.

i really do not think shower gel sould cost $26 ever.

but maybe that's just me.

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i think lush and i are breaking it off for a while.

but i still have some shit to last a while. and i'm not counting mud flats. that's just gonna rot there til i move out probably. next may.

well, i'll probably need more sultana before then. but that's it.

lol mud flats.

what a bad time.

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yeah i really should have come here first to find out the truth.

but it was a gift certificate, so i guess.

OMG
OMG
new products? = FUCKING GOOD?
i dunno when they will be in shops though

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buy me some shoes any maybe take me for cola?