Neither do i, ace!

they made one final giant batch.

that i can't afford.

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some of my customers want me to suck their *****es. i tell them allah did not create my mouth for that purpose.

there's a new one called 'vanishing cream' that you might like, it's a really non-greasy one. and i'm sure you've tried enzymion?

no. i shan't ever try enzymion.

all of lush's ****ing moisturizers have COCOA BUTTER in them. o gee, guys. THAT'S NOT A DISASTER WAITING TO HAPPEN AT ALL.

and actually. some lady sent me a sample of a couple of them moistuizers that have the cocoa butter. and i got.

the worst. things. not even real acne. just bumps. that were purple. and hurt. and there was no way to get rid of them but lance them. after walking around w/ them for a month. and i finally got sick of it and stuck pins in them.

wtf, lush? "HALLO, THIS PRODUCT IS FOR PPL W/ OILY OR ACNE PRONE SKIN!! IT IS FULL OF SKIN-CONGESTANTS!"

anyway.

afterlife didn't have cocoa butter, obvs.

neither does gorgeous, but i mean. lol. $90.

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some of my customers want me to suck their *****es. i tell them allah did not create my mouth for that purpose.

and the thing is.

i don't even LIKE moisturizers targeted at oily folks.

bc they do not moisturize well enough.

and they always have ingredients to matte you and all this stupid ****.

afterlife was just magical in that. somehow it balanced my skin, so it didn't make too much oil. meanwhile having mad moisturization skillz.

god, why am i even talking about this? i'm just getting all MAD AS HELL again.

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some of my customers want me to suck their *****es. i tell them allah did not create my mouth for that purpose.