So. I haven't owned a pair of shorts in like 3 years because I hate my legs. But I really want to try again this summer.

I need your secrets to really nice legs, kay? I think I'm going to start waxing them for starters. But my knees are purple and red (no oral secks jokes, thx) and I would love for them to have a nice, smooth complexion. Any other idears? Like do you guys have SPA PRODUCTS that make your legs super sexy? Or am I dreaming? I heard you can get a whiter, smoother complexion by putting lemon juice on your skin, but I'm not gonna sit in a bathtub of lemon juice.

Halp.

i put on this coconut oil (from boots, it comes in a glass pot) thing before i go out, its actaully like a weird powdery slime then you rub it in on your legs and it turns to oil and soaks in your skint leaving it smooth and with a nice shine, baby oil works but its too greasy for me.

then just sakt sea scrub exfoliator once a week in the bath to get rid of the dead scaly skin. post pictures of the results.

I don't think I'd ever have the balls to post my legs?

But thank you

i have MINGING legs. honest to ****ing god i hate them so much. i have this really weird skin condition, i don't even know what it is but its just lots of little red dots everywhere. and i've got proper man knees. ew.
about twice a year i'll *get them out* but only after lots of fake tan and exfoliating. and usually when its dark.

Use a really thick soft totally non-irritating foam to shave your legs, and gently gently exfoliate and moisturise them afterwards. If anyone's interested I can tell you the Lush products to use?

Get a little sun on your skin, too, and have really moisturising baths or give them a good long sit-down wash in the shower.

If the skin's blotchy, lie on your back with your legs raised for a bit when you've finished the day, and make sure to keep your feet moving when you're sat or stood still.