So. I haven't owned a pair of shorts in like 3 years because I hate my legs. But I really want to try again this summer.

I need your secrets to really nice legs, kay? I think I'm going to start waxing them for starters. But my knees are purple and red (no oral secks jokes, thx) and I would love for them to have a nice, smooth complexion. Any other idears? Like do you guys have SPA PRODUCTS that make your legs super sexy? Or am I dreaming? I heard you can get a whiter, smoother complexion by putting lemon juice on your skin, but I'm not gonna sit in a bathtub of lemon juice.

Halp.

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i put on this coconut oil (from boots, it comes in a glass pot) thing before i go out, its actaully like a weird powdery slime then you rub it in on your legs and it turns to oil and soaks in your skint leaving it smooth and with a nice shine, baby oil works but its too greasy for me.

then just sakt sea scrub exfoliator once a week in the bath to get rid of the dead scaly skin. post pictures of the results.

I don't think I'd ever have the balls to post my legs?

But thank you

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i have MINGING legs. honest to fucking god i hate them so much. i have this really weird skin condition, i don't even know what it is but its just lots of little red dots everywhere. and i've got proper man knees. ew.
about twice a year i'll *get them out* but only after lots of fake tan and exfoliating. and usually when its dark.

Use a really thick soft totally non-irritating foam to shave your legs, and gently gently exfoliate and moisturise them afterwards. If anyone's interested I can tell you the Lush products to use?

Get a little sun on your skin, too, and have really moisturising baths or give them a good long sit-down wash in the shower.

If the skin's blotchy, lie on your back with your legs raised for a bit when you've finished the day, and make sure to keep your feet moving when you're sat or stood still.

i'm interested in the lush products you recommned for legs. i love lush and well, my legs ming too & i've been too ashamed to air them in the current nice weather

I work at Lush, so I am vested interest girl here, but...

Shave your legs with dreamwash or almond and coconut smoothie. Dreamwash especially is incredible - smooth and thick and lightly foamy and incredible to prevent shaving rash or reactions.

After, use either Buffy or, if you're strong and scary like me, the truly gorgeous You Snap The Whip to exfoliate and moisturise. There's no point exfoliating before you shave, the hair gets in the way and you won't get slippery glossy silky legs.

Smooth on the shower bar and then lightly rub with round with your hands, then rinse off. Finish showering and marvel at gorgeous legs. moisturise them with either King of Skin or the wonderous new Charity Pot, allow it to soak in, and if you're wearing a skirt or dress or slippery trousers, use Silky Underwear dusting powder.

It's considerate to supply a small table to allow people to erect a shrine to the gorgeous sexy beautiful legs you will now have.

Dammit. Now I know what I should have got you for sekret santy.

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I have that ZZ Top song in my head now

In addition to this, please organise a set of before and after photos for us so it is easier to evaluate the results.

mine too.
I accepted there's nothing I can do and moved on. it looks like there is hope for you though because you look like you tan, I don't tan at all. so going out in the sun will never help me, unless people think red legs are an improvement over pants. Once the red fades, its back to ghostly white legs. :/

mmmm, attractive!

I don't know what those are.
that doesn't mean I don't have them.

hahah they're just not particularly lady like and dainty. more rugby player kind of knees. i could take pics but i don't think kr is ready for that.

i want to try this but i don't know where i'd find anything like it in the US.

Thanks guyss

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ya, if you find a cure for man-knees and/or red/purple ones, lemme know?

They have leg makeup, you know. I don't wanna use it 'cause I want my legs to be naturally hot, but I mean. If you need emergency get rid of the purple/red knees, you could try that?

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at the expense of sounding dramatic, it's too late for me. I've given up on it. I don't care enough about it to apply makeup, I'd want my legs to be naturally hot also AND IT JUST ISN'T MEANT TO BE! *kutz*

I always wear tights or hose if I wear a skirt. Shorts will never be my friends.* But best of luck to you!

*Actually, when I was a young punk, I remember wearing tights with shorts too. Blue jean cut off shorts with holes in the ass. you know. Too mature/apathetic to do that now.

Can we get a progress report on this please?

Thankyou.

Um, today I shaved and used St. Ives lotion and sunscreen and they looked okay.

I need to get to a Lush store though. I'm not ordering online.

Actually. My birthday is next month. Anyone want to buy me the Lush products I need to be hawt?

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