I am using Johnsons at the mo. I prefer Dove I thikn but Johnsons was on offer and I got 250 extra boots points.

Can anyone recommend a less high-maintenance lotion? (As in, one that you don't have to put on every single day and won't look like ****?)

Is the Dove one like that?

dove was **** for me
the same with johnson's
loreal was good and nivea
but all of them are ****y when is so hot outside and you start to sweat because that causes stain on your skin,
better go natural or catch a tan outside

Yeah, I don't think I'll bother. I just have naturally pale skin, (but my heritage includes being 1/4 Spanish and 1/4 Filipino... Go figure!) and I want to wear shorts soon, dammit. And you're right, when you go outside (I find the lotion quite heavy on my skin anyway), you sweat and it feels even worse...

If you are wanting some less high maintainance and doesn't need putting on every day. I would go with a proper fake tan rather than the gradual body lotions. Or even a wash off one for just when you are getting your legs out.